Getting Paid to Write in My Blog

Well, I am at my painfully dull/stressful job and I am extremely bored. So... I am breaking compliance rules and using the Internet for personal reasons, but oh well. Maybe it would be a blessing to get in trouble and get fired. Then I would get unemployment AND motivation to finally take a pay cut and find a better job. Even better, I wish I would get laid off (I know right... not many people wish that, but people that work at Sallie Mae do, trust me.) However, this is wishful thinking. I have hoped to lose this job for over a year now, yet I am still here. *SIGH*